Times of the Abyss V1: War of 2009 Resurfacing Again?

Bored people have been seen rioting in the streets once again, just like they did three years ago. Could this be a repeat of the War of 2009?
     Three years ago, war broke out due to bored people being so bored they decided to do something about it. they were angry that there were people who were not bored, so they declared war. Once the battle began, they were no longer bored, so the war was pointless. However, three years seems to have been long enough that people have become bored again.
     Several weeks ago, we saw a gathering at the central square of the city of Abyssmal. People were holding anti entertained people signs and screaming nonsensical things. This gathering proved to be entertaining enough to the bored people that they realized it was pointless and went home, no longer bored. However, four days later they were bored again and went rioting through the streets. Several houses were desecrated by flying trashket balls and typos. Fortunately for everyone, the bored people were so entertained by this feat, that they all realized it was pointless and went home.
     One very strange looking little boy with a leaf on his head was seen at the scene. We decided to interrogate him. He responded with, "That's a lotta trashket balls." We found another person of suspicion. Upon interrogation via heart paddles to the head, she responded with a very operatic "I love grapes!"
     That concludes our investigation of the recent riots of bored people.